I go by Goldie
Female. Seventeen. I have far too many fandoms and a lot of time on my hands. If you followed me for one thing I am so sorry. I suggest following me because I'm the best person in the world. But you know, that's totally up to you. (follow me tho)

I track the tag "theperksofshuttingthefuckup" which I know is long and really annoying but it's not like anyone's gonna actually post in the tag so.

Credit for my sidebar portrait goes to this lovely person: http://elvishness.tumblr.com/
in a land of myth
and a time of magic

(Source: hazellncaster)

i was just browsing the net and somehow ended up looking at pictures of cervixes on google images and now i’m just uncomfortable those pictures were terrifying

orangewave:

when you see a pretty anime boy from a show you don’t watch on your dash like
image

pizza:

vegbitch:

tonystarktrek:

thejollity:

FUN FACT!
Do you ever wonder why your lips and tongue sting a little when you’re eating pineapples? It’s because pineapples possess the enzyme bromelain, which breaks down meat proteins. 
Basically, when you eat pineapples, pineapples eat you right back.

Pineapples are so metal.

That explains a lot

I KNEW IT. IVE ALWAYS KNOWN PINEAPPLES WERE SUSPICIOUS AND I DIDN’T TRUST THEM. NO LOOK. THE PINEAPPLES ARE EATING US. WAKE UP PEOPLE. PINEAPPLES ARE DANGEROUS.

pizza:

vegbitch:

tonystarktrek:

thejollity:

FUN FACT!

Do you ever wonder why your lips and tongue sting a little when you’re eating pineapples? It’s because pineapples possess the enzyme bromelain, which breaks down meat proteins. 

Basically, when you eat pineapples, pineapples eat you right back.

Pineapples are so metal.

That explains a lot

I KNEW IT. IVE ALWAYS KNOWN PINEAPPLES WERE SUSPICIOUS AND I DIDN’T TRUST THEM. NO LOOK. THE PINEAPPLES ARE EATING US. WAKE UP PEOPLE. PINEAPPLES ARE DANGEROUS.

dtf-obrien:

My favorite exchange on twitter tbh

dtf-obrien:

My favorite exchange on twitter tbh

(Source: haarukananase)

nobraska:

this is me

tags → #about me 

thecoffeetragedy:

friendly reminder that you are allowed encouraged to spam me with headcanons at any time of the day or night.

tags → #yes #about me #please 
sexaulity:

This scene satisfied me in a way no man ever could.

sexaulity:

This scene satisfied me in a way no man ever could.

kierennwalkerr:

In the Flesh + Real World Issues

(Source: princessmab)

winkydean:

shout out to seventeen writing this

winkydean:

shout out to seventeen writing this

(Source: ninetails-of-kira)

snxpe:

WHEN YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTER IS SO EMOTIONALLY BROKEN YOU WANNA PUNCH EVERY PERSON THAT TOUCHES THEM